This page consists of many of the greatest quotes of all time as delivered by many of the greatest minds of all time: my friends. All quotes are copyright their respective owners, so if you’re going to quote them, at least give them credit for what they said. After all, it takes a lot of time and hard brainwork to come up with such gems as these. Don’t make them regret it.
Derek:”I don’t understand why people drive around with just their parking lights on.”
Josh: “I don’t understand why girls wear shirts.”
“Dear Heavenly Father, thank thee for this day. Please bless that BYU will win the basketball game…”
-Josh Paul
“I wish these things on my sammich were bellsprouts”
-Derek Nielsen
“There’s nine of us? Will they have big enough tables? Oh yeah, they have to cater to Mormon families”
-Justin Crockett
“Get Isaac to go up to them and say ‘What’s up bro?’ and then I’ll steal their pizza”
-Derek Nielsen
“My name is Rex and I’m serving a mission on Earth.”
-Rex Henretta
“The Gospel is like Apple. There’s lots of restrictions and if you try to jailbreak it you lose your warranty.”
- Derek Nielsen
“Man, no one’s sharing their balls.”
-Rex Henretta
“It was the wind bro!”
-Derek Nielsen
Me: “She’s friends with Brad though”
Josh: “She must be a skank”
(Giving me advice on how to annoy the girls across the street with a laser pointer) “Hold your breath. That’s how you do it in Call of Duty.” -Josh Paul
